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Clinton Jokes
I tried right and left Ctrl, Alt, Shift, and I think every other goddamn combination with Insert and Delete and nothing! ..... Asked 'Are you sure you want to start a new board?', you press [Y]. Note to non-US users: the program reads your keyboard directly and thus expects you to press the key right next to [T]

"The Unified Dog Theory"
Microsoft is focusing on that for Longhorn to try and make that a little > bit better, but it's a combination hardware software thing where ideally > you want your API to be a direct exposure of what the hardware does, where > you just call something which sets a parameter, and it becomes "store > these four bytes

DOOM Editing Guide. . . . . . . . (97/01/30)
Older Guides want to learn how to manage their money, perform CPR, talk confidently in public, practise safe sex, produce a good CV, hold down a job, reduce their carbon .... In short, if you live in Iran nowadays, intellectuals are the new terrorists. As in Hitler's Germany and Stalin's Russia, purveyors of ideas,

Islam's organic liberalism
When your fucking CrapBox doesn't work anymore, >cause some "baddie" has released a new Anti-Crap-Box virii. No we won't because you are both stupid and prone to .... >bla bla bla > >You think that when Crap-Box gets online, no one will want to surf the >web using it ? Microsoft has SAID that they don't want people

Independent test verifies Xbox is 10 times faster than PS2
I guess that means another walk to the ATM'' ''Don't give up, we want to build another wing on the casino.'' ''Why don't you go get another old lady so I .... ''I want my competitors to cry when they see my new games,'' he says. ''I want them unable to get out of bed because they realize, Damn, they've done what we

YOUR MONEY
"My God, he should look at a mirror someday, really that's amazing, that's desperate, let me tell you," she said. Mr Latham also brushed off the criticism. .... While the 1st virus was designed to attack the website of Utah-based software vendor SCO on Sun, the new version also launches an assault on Microsoft's

I'm confident we'll find WMD in Iraq
And the farmers will need clothing, computers, et cetera, and not want to build them by hand. So they will find ways to replace the dollar and carry on EXACTLY .... enough people to realize that life ain't all roses and playing the grand piano, and we'd pick up our own goddamn trash, like our mommas taught us to.

GFX card features, the economy and future games. Re: Unpacking ...
They could make Windoze see the CD-R as a "giant floppy" or whatever the hell they want. But guess what? No source code is released for Micro$haft products... now Linux on the other hand... there are people working on doing that very thing as we speak. I ask you to name three things that Microsoft brought to us,

That damn newbie guide type thing again! (15/07/2000)
The one day my boss asked me to go to the company next door and assist them with a problem (they built hydraulic lift units, like the ones you see being used in ..... The goddamn terminal had its RS-232 signal ground strapped to the earth ground in the 117-volt line. The current blew a trace on the computer board.

Confessions of an AOE junkie...
You want nuclear. Your the damn fool. You not only a damn fool but you want to promote a source of energy that can potentially wipe an entire area. .... Especially with the new concrete bunkers they build for waste storage now are designed to outlive the waste. Nuclear power plants do not cause the problems you

Lyric quiz#2 solns
The last few years have seen games being released that need the latest hardware just to make them playable... those days, thanks God, are over! Whatever way you look at it, if you're a PC-phile like me, you'll want to buy new hardware anyway. Not because your games absolutely need it, but because you 'want' it.

The Christmas Spirit
But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark." In a flash of lightening, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark. "Remember" said the Lord,

Why so little BeOS stuff on the net ?
the monkey as...@hotmail.com alt conspiracy antichrist I've seen you on news.microsoft.com and you're a little bit uh... shall we say... off kilter... We are a computer program? Ok... Who made the computer program? Who made the computer to run the program, which is a more important question... I want to ask you

Dream Interview with Bill - humour
You're thinking of Bloom County.) [7F16] Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Tucker - unveiling a new car model. Damn Yankees - `Whatever Homer wants, Homer gets' cf ...... when he got hit with the steel bar in the cartoon where construction guys try to build a skyscraper over his home, and walks the same way "Tommy",

Very long - FAQ and Users Guide
But as an independent company, we have the autonomy to build cars the way we want to build them. We don't have to ask a parent company permission to try something ..... If you actually read the damn article, it clearly indicates this is UNCONFIRMED! You should wait till it is officially annouced before you react.

Nominations are CLOSED
That would be almost like the new Germany. A renewed Korea would be a nice economic force in short order. Heck think of the great business potential there would be to build up infrastructure in the North! WOOHOO!!! Investment time!!!!! > snip > > > > > > > What do you think "distribute" means?

Peace is a world without religion. Check this out....
Mike: o/~ The tide is high, but I'm holdin' on/ I'm gonna be your number one... o/~ > "Do you >really want her to have a chance to command this ship?" Tom: Apparently, they teach vicious gossip at Starfleet academy. > "She's not that bad," Marrissa dead panned. Mike: Oh, my God! She killed the pan!

GFX card features, the economy and future games. Re: Unpacking my ...
After the 4.5 upgrade is released (coming up soon), things will get even cooler because more neat features have been added to the OS as well as some new cool (though I actually build my own...but its an analogy.) I think the world would be much better if you actually had a choice, and the distribution of OSes

John Carmack's QuakeCon 2005 Keynote - complete transcript
"You must be the new Phoenix I've heard of. Meet the old one." - Phoenix. "Do not call your diety a dumbass!" - Marcus Yu "Damn, the fact I know this shit kinda scares me." - Atma "I hate ex-AOL'ers. They expect everything to be JUST like AOL, and either threaten to sue or want to change providers when they find

RP: My Life with Ashley and Janine 1-5
I just want to know if it can be done. Jenn Standring I'm not Jerry but sure you could use a clicker to distract a dog but that is not the purpose of a ..... and sampling his sales will build a lovely package. 1000 sold already. I made another trial with new dogs just up the street and the damned things shut up.